A view on Obama from Tel Aviv

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I did not expect to cry while watching Barack Obama’s election night speech. But I did. It was amazing to see a black man elected president only one generation after the civil rights movement. And it was inspiring to see how he succeeded in making individuals, who for their entire lives had believed themselves disenfranchised by much-fabled big business interests, feel empowered and hopeful as a result of having participated in the democratic process.

Sure I rolled my eyes at the giddy BBC World news anchors, whose live coverage of the election results could easily have been confused with a tent revival meeting (do I hear a hallelujah and a praise the Lord?); and of course I don’t really expect one man to fulfill the near-messianic expectations projected onto him. I also wish it were possible for an American politician to make a speech without mentioning his wife, his children and God, which always strikes me as inappropriate and falsely intimate. Still, I could not be unmoved by a man who so eloquently expressed the possibility of making things better.

November 4 is a significant date in Israel for another reason: it is the day that Yitzhak Rabin was assassinated while leaving a Tel Aviv peace rally, which was attended by hundreds of thousands of then-hopeful Israelis who believed the Israeli-Palestinian conflict had been resolved.

Thirteen years later we find ourselves in a period of political stagnation and hopelessness that shows no sign of ending. So no wonder the Israeli media cheered for Obama: he represents a vision of hope that we claim we are too cynical to believe in, but long for nonetheless. Take a look at the following headlines:

Yedioth Aharonoth The Hope

Yedioth Aharonoth‘s headline is, “The Hope” (Hatikvah), which is also the name of Israel’s national anthem. Notice that the letters are in blue, like the Israeli flag.

Maariv he has a dream

The headline on Maariv, Israel’s second-largest mass-circulation daily, is: “He has a dream.”

Haaretz Yes we can

And here’s Haaretz on election day, with a self-explanatory headline in English on the front page of Israel’s most prestigious Hebrew-language daily broadsheet.

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Channel 10′s Raviv Druker and Ofer Shelach

Raviv Druker and Ofer Shelach put together a 12-minute piece on Obama’s victory for their Friday night news magazine show. It’s called “the dream that became reality,” and you can watch it here in streaming video. Druker introduces the piece by announcing in mock-amazement that he nearly had a car accident upon hearing that Shelach, supposedly a tough, seasoned reporter, had leaked a few tears while watching Obama’s election-night speech.

Meanwhile, 65 percent of Israelis who visited a site called If the World Could Vote (for the president of the United States) chose Obama; and on a similar site called The World For, 82 percent of Israelis clicked on Obama.

Amongst Jewish Americans 78 percent, including New York Times columnist Frank Rich, voted for Obama.

And yet, the international media come to the conclusion that, as the IHT put it, “if Israel were on a US map, it would be bright red.”

Look, here’s the Associated Press reporting that Israelis were totally into McCain, by a margin of three-to-one. The LA Times’s correspondent in Israel, Ashraf Khalil, reports the same story on his blog for the newspaper’s website: apparently 76 percent of absentee American voters polled in Israel said they would vote for McCain, and most Israelis were barely controlling their panic at the prospect of an Obama presidency.

So, let me get this straight: 78 percent of Jewish Americans voted for Obama; somewhere between 65 and 82 percent of Israelis who participated in two online polls indicated their preference for Obama; and the Israeli media was practically holding a party for the Democratic candidate on election day. And yet, a sizeable proportion of the international media is reporting that Israelis prefer McCain to Obama by a margin of three-to-one. Doesn’t anyone think this discrepancy a bit odd?

Actually, I happen to know one person who did think it very odd indeed. The JPost’s news editor, Amir Mizroch, took the trouble to call up Mitchell Barak, the guy who conducted the polls of American voters in Israel, and ask where he got the numbers. Barak had reported his findings to the international media at a press conference he convened in Jerusalem. Here’s an excerpt from the JPost’s report:

Mitchell Barak, of Keevoon Research, Strategy and Communications, immediately acknowledged to The Jerusalem Post that the 76-24 percent McCain-Obama poll had “over sampled” voters from the Orthodox community to a certain extent.

Two of the events at which voters were questioned were conducted in Orthodox institutions in Jerusalem. The third was held in a Tel Aviv brewery. “It could have been better if there were other events around the country,” Barak said.

Barak confirmed that 60 percent of the people he polled described themselves as Orthodox. And while the belief that Orthodox Jews must, by definition, hold hawkish political opinions is as misguided as any other generalization, statistics show that Orthodox Jews who immigrate from the United States to Jerusalem tend to lean heavily toward the the Greater Israel / nationalist-Zionist movement, which receives strong support from the fundamentalist Christian Right of the Republican party.

Let’s say that 60 percent of American-born Israelis are hawkish, right-wing Republicans. This could well be true. But there are only 85,000 American-born Israelis out of a total population of 7 million. Even if all 51,000 who define themselves as Orthodox really are McCain supporters, and assuming not only that they  are all old enough to vote, but that they all took the trouble to cast an absentee ballot, they still form only 0.72 percent of the population of Israel.

Based on that tiny, non-representative sampling, a significant number of credible media outlets reported as fact that Israel was overwhelmingly pro-McCain – even though all the real evidence shows the exact opposite.

What I can’t quite figure out is, why were so many people willing – perhaps even eager – to accept as fact a story that was so easy to discredit?

This post is dedicated to Jamie Katz. Two years ago, over lunch at a Yemenite restaurant in South Tel Aviv, this visiting American journalist told me about a gifted young senator from Illinois who might be the next president of the United States. I think I told him that America didn’t seem ready to elect either a black man or a woman – of any colour. I might be right about the latter, but I’m glad I was wrong about the former.

A couple of articles I wrote for PJM

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Lauren Booth receiving a Palestinian diplomatic passport from Ismail Haniyeh. Credit: AFP/Getty Images

Lauren Booth, a journalist/activist who is related by marriage to former British PM Tony Blair, entered Gaza three weeks ago with the Free Gaza armada, which successfully challenged the Israeli blockade. While most of her group left the way it came, the 41 year-old mother of two decided to stay behind. Now she’s stuck in Gaza. My article about Ms. Booth’s predicament is here.

And for those of you who are waiting eagerly for Ehud Olmert to resign after tonight’s Kadima primaries, as he promised he would do, here‘s where I explain why you might want to hold off on popping the champagne corks.

Another true story from the life of Lisa

The other day I made a routine call to the army spokesman’s office in order to obtain an official response to a certain incident. This is how the conversation went. Really!

Ring, ring.

Phone answered on first ring (douze points pour Israel!)

Male voice: IDF spokesperson.

Lisa:           Oh, hi. This is Lisa Goldman speaking. I’m a reporter for -

Male voice: Lisa Goldman from On the Face?

Lisa:        You’re kidding!

…Pause…

Lisa: How do you know about my blog? Who are you?

Male voice: Oh, I’m Noam.

Noam, this post is dedicated to you.

Links I’ve been meaning to share

Yes, I am trying to make up for my long hiatus. So much to blog about; so little time. Below are links to blogs I like and a couple of articles I wrote while my blog was sleeping.

International blogs

Doshkaya - “a startled Anglo-Arab woman living and working in the Middle East.”

I’m a huge fan of D.’s. She’s the only female Arab blogger who regularly hopscotches between Gaza, Israel, the West Bank, Lebanon and Dubai. She is funny, perceptive, smart, compassionate and a gifted writer. Also a talented cook (check out the recipes) and an excellent photographer (although she broke her last camera while walking around the Beaufort castle in south Lebanon).

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Nizo’s Faux-Dor Guide to Palestine, the Autumn 2067 edition. If you have not read the series, then you have missed out on pure genius.

On a more serious note, do read Nizo’s On Zionism, Arabs and Democracy – it’s an interview he gave to a grad student in Middle Eastern studies.

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Mohamed, a.k.a. The Traveler Within, has written about our trip up to the Galilee and the Golan Heights in a post that I have committed to match. It is pretty interesting to see Israel through the eyes of an Egyptian.

Local bloggers

Allison of An Unsealed Room has moved shop to PJM.

The fabulous Noorster is back! Her new blog is called Shutterfool.

Daniella Cheslow, who sometimes writes for the JPost, has a blog called The Truth Herzl. I particularly recommend her post on visiting and writing about the Hebron area; it’s called The importance of being open.

Gershom Gorenberg and Haim Watzman have started a blog called South Jerusalem. For those of my readers who thought there was no such thing as a left-wing religious Israeli Jew, go on over to SoJo for an education in the complexities of contemporary Israeli society.

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A couple of articles I wrote for PJM:

On the FBI’s investigation of Ehud Olmert

On the Free Gaza armada - a.k.a. the media event that wasn’t

A true story from the life of Lisa

"Philippe, turn over the baguette please."

"Philippe, pass the baguette please." The units in Tel Aviv's luxury Neve Tzedek tower are owned almost exclusively by French part-time residents

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My landlord wants to sell my apartment. It’s not the most fab pad in Tel Aviv, but it’s in a perfect location;  the current real estate market is pure hell (very little availability, insanely high rents); and I’ve already moved three times over this very traumatic year (evil, evil landlords) so the thought of having to look for a new place tends to make my breathing shallow and difficult.

But my landlord assures me that I need not be stressed (and here I picture him smirking into his mobile phone) because he is marketing to rich French Jews who are looking for a long term investment. This is bullshit, of course. He is marketing to rich French Jews who want an “appartement de vacances” in Tel Aviv. And my slumlord thinks they will be willing to pay $220,000 for a sub-divided, tiny 1-bedroom unit that has neither solar heater, nor balcony nor even cooking gas.That’s about $30,000 over market value, even for super-expensive Tel Aviv.

Unlike American and British Jews, who prefer to buy their overpriced holy land real estate in Jerusalem, the kosher froggies really love Tel Aviv.

Naturally, the people of Tel Aviv reciprocate this love by overcharging them and badmouthing them. Yes indeed, Israelis are accusing French people of being ill mannered. Please don’t snort like that. You will leave spittle marks on your computer monitor, and those are difficult to remove.

So yesterday yet another French-Israeli real estate agent brought over yet another potential purchaser to inspect the place. The potential purchaser is a 30-something, olive-skinned guy who, despite the summer heat and humidity, wears a perfectly pressed blue-and-white striped shirt with french cuffs (naturally) and highly polished black loafers. He is also well-marinaded in eau de expensive cologne. His name is Aime (I swear).

Aime speaks to me in French (“alors, Lee-ZA, t’es canadienne? De Montreal?) without bothering to inquire whether or not I speak the language. He thinks the apartment is mignon. He asks if I live here with my copain. Then he asks whether I’d be interested in renting a much bigger apartment that he recently purchased in Jaffa. No, I said, but I have a friend who might be interested.

Ah oui, he answers. Let me take your number and I’ll call you a bit later so that we can make an appointment.

Two hours later, the cheeky little pervert calls and asks me to come to the apartment alone – unless my friend is interested in a threesome.

I think I’m going to tell my landlord to compensate me for showing the place. Enough of this polite Canadian Jewish girl thing. It does not serve me well, apparently.

Come meet Miriam Libicki in Tel Aviv

The artist behind the brilliant Jobnik! series, about her service in the IDF during the Al Aqsa Intifada, will be signing her new graphic novel in Tel Aviv this coming Friday, September 12.

Location: Comix ‘n Vegetables, 40 King George Street (around the corner from the Dizengoff Center).

Time: We are going to kick things off at 11.00 a.m. with a little Q&A session (I’ll do the Q; Miriam will do the A).

Miriam moved to Israel when she was 17, served in the army and then ended up studying art in Vancouver, Canada – which is my home town.

I, on the other hand, ran away from left Vancouver when I was 17 in order to move to Israel, but did not serve in the army. Instead, I went to study Middle Eastern Languages and Cultures at Columbia. A decade later, I moved back to Israel. Also, we both attended Orthodox day schools. She is still observant; I am not.

We think the bizarre overlaps in our respective backgrounds are amusing, and that they will make the Q&A session amusing, too.

Special note to all you foreign journos languishing up on the hill (a.k.a. Jerusalem), bored because it’s Ramadan and there’s nothing to write about: come on down to TLV this Friday. We can go for beers on the beach afterward, and you’ll have a nice little human interest story to file for the weekend edition.

More about Miriam and the Jobnik! series:

The story of a nice Jewish girl serving in the IDF during an undeclared war

Miriam is a different kind of comic heroine. She also presents a rather different – certainly less glam – image of female IDF soldiers than the one presented in this much-publicized photo essay. (By the way, if you have not read Idan Gazit’s comment in response to the BoingBoing post about the photo essay, you really should. For those who know little about how mandatory IDF service affects new recruits, it’ll be an education. Click here to read, and scroll down for more interesting comments).

With her charming ineptitude, her body issues, and her naïve romanticism, Miriam bears more resemblance to Bridget Jones (albeit a Bridget Jones on an Israeli army base during wartime) than Wonder Woman. Now, her story, in the form of a 160-page graphic novel titled jobnik! from Real Gone Girl Studios, is available to a mass audience for the first time.

The story begins when Miriam, an American-Jewish girl from a religious home, enlists in the Israeli army (IDF) in the summer of 2000, against everyone’s better judgment. Many qualities seem to make her unsuited for IDF life: her Hebrew isn’t great, she is shy and passive, and she has a tendency to fall in love with anything that moves. If that weren’t enough, the Al Aqsa uprising, a.k.a. the second Palestinian intifada, erupts one month into her tour of duty.

jobnik! is a sexy, tragic, and comic graphic memoir, written and drawn by Miriam Libicki, an American-born, Canada-based IDF veteran. “I moved to Israel in 1998, after seventeen years growing up as an Orthodox girl in Columbus, Ohio.” Miriam says. “I only went on a year program, but I fell so hard for all the Israelis I met, that I realized my destiny was to dedicate myself to the country, and do whatever it took to be a real Israeli. I spent a year lobbying for citizenship, and afterwards promptly enlisted in the Israel Defense Force. My enthusiasm for army service was not exactly reciprocated by the people in charge, though… and I spent the next two years as a totally superfluous secretary on a training base in the middle of the Arava desert.

“A month after I enlisted, the Camp David peace accords broke down, Ariel Sharon walked on the Temple Mount, and the second Intifada broke out. The next two years were some of the most violent in the history of Israel, not to mention the worldwide aftershocks of September 11th, halfway through my tour of duty. The graphic novel covers August 2000 to February 2001, but the saga of my entire army service, up until May 2002, will be told in further volumes.

Excerpts from the Jobnik! series:


Olmert resigns. Sort of…

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Olmert announcing his resignation. Credit: Eliana Aponte/AFP

Ten weeks into a really icky, sordid criminal investigation, Mr. Ehud “Teflon” Olmert actually decided to resign. Mais pourquoi? Check out my piece on the PJM site for possible motivation. Oh, and don’t get too excited. He’s not leaving yet…